Nature calls even when there are no restrooms around. If you are on the trail or in the field for a few days it is entirely likely that you will have to, uh… make a deposit. Fortune favors the prepared and if you need to be prepared to answer nature’s call while you are out in nature, look no further than the Advanced Outfitters TERD Kit (formerly known as “The Duke”).
TERD stands for Tactical Everything Required for Dumping and it is a fitting name because the TERD is designed to carry everything that is required for dumping in the woods. The pouch has a slot for an included cat hole digger (v-shaped titanium tent stake), a pouch that will hold a half role of TP (off the cardboard tube), another pouch for wet wipes, and a clip for hanging it from a branch while you take care of business. The pouch is even turd brown in color.
So, the TERD Kit definitely has a tongue-in-cheek name but it is pretty handy gear. It should be available by in Fall of this year. You can contact Advanced Outfitters through their website, on Twitter, or on the Usual Suspect Network.
When will it be available? It’s not on the website as far as I can see.
AO says it should be available in Fall of this year.
Ahhh shit… I want one of these for my truck. My wife is a damned weirdo and thought it was “gross” when I used to keep a roll of TP in my truck. This thing is the perfect way to hide my roll of TP.