SHM Loudener

SHM Loudener 1

Snake Hound Machine will not stand for any further sissification of muzzle devices. Some muzzle brake and compensator manufacturers fall all over themselves to claim their device washes over your ears like a gulf air sea breeze or tickles your ear lobe like a hummingbird fart. Owen, the owner of Snake Hound Machine, designed the Loudener to make your ears bleed, kick in your teeth, and knock the wind out every one who has the audacity to stand next to you and he is darn proud of it.

There is no “tactical application” for this device. It exists for the same reason people keep wolves as pets.

Check out the SHM Loudener on or just listen for a minute, you’ll probably hear someone banging away with one a few counties over.

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5 Responses to SHM Loudener

  1. Skeeter July 22, 2013 at 09:21 #

    Oh, so it’s like being next to someone with a PWS, only they get *their* teeth rattled and eardrums blown out, too.

  2. Publius July 22, 2013 at 09:51 #

    Nicely stated Skeeter!

  3. pignock July 22, 2013 at 11:13 #

    Man, I’m gonna be so dissapointed if this is a parody. I WANT.

    • Matt July 22, 2013 at 11:23 #

      It is not a parody. They are real and they’re amazing.

  4. Jack July 22, 2013 at 13:53 #

    Man I can’t wait to be on the indoor range, next to the guy who has one on his rifle because he thinks being obnoxious to other shooters is “amazing.”

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