I know that you had a Big Wheel tricycle growing up. I know that you also spent hours on end building ramps to jump, doing front wheel burn outs with the slick plastic wheel, and generally just being a terror on 3 wheel. I know because I did it too. The Big Wheelie concept from RSRegulate might help you relive those days.
The Big Wheelie is just a concept right now, but what a concept it is! It is like your old beloved tricycle but with grown up features like wheels that can replaced for different purposes and disc brakes. Knowing RS Regulate, they could probably work in some brackets to carry an AK or two. This might be the official suburban assault vehicle of JTT!
Check out the Big Wheelie and some really cool AK products at RSRegulate.com. Admit it. You want one just as badly as I do.